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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:04:00 -
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This is about as likely as a remora fish resetting standings towards basking sharks.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:11:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe Or about as likely as you being relevant.
Yawn. Try a new record, this one's stale 
Heh, I've been called irrelevent by practically every numpty blowhard in eve, you ain't actually breaking new ground here.
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:15:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 28/02/2009 00:15:12
Originally by: Fraud Crawler are you going to take tenerifis?
Care to explain why I might want to damage my enjoyment of this fine space opera simulator by playing settlers-in-space with a bunch of towers when I could be shooting actual spaceships instead?
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: Daylen Drazzi Dreaming about it while you spend your time roleplaying an underage cross-gender prostitute doesn't count.
Could you translate that into english please? Explain why I might want to *ahem* conquer this wierd 0.0 region again?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:30:00 -
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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar You should probably take that on board sometime.
I've learned to ignore advise from the peanut gallery, its rarely useful in the long run. 
Anyways stands to reason that anybody calling anybody else who plays eve "irrelevent" is a bit laughable in the grand scheme of things.
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:33:00 -
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Originally by: Viper ****zIe Or about as likely as your titan moving outside of a POS.
Are you jealous?
You seem to have a really sore spot about the fact I've got a Titan to pimp out with purple cushions and nightclub decks and absolutely no urgency over its use or deployment.
Hell, its just a ship, I've got a couple of hundred other ships I also don't use. Whats it to you?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:38:00 -
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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
The peanut gallery would be you when it comes to 0.0 politics.
You are labouring under the misapprehension that what is currently going on in 0.0 is "politics" rather than a huge love N hugs napfest I think.
Quote: And are you misspelling irrelevant on purpose?
I like to give goonies some points to score from time to time. Come on, its hardly likely you'd ever find something to talk about aside from spelling spotting spelling mistakes is it 
Quote: You'd think that was one word you had experience with.
Read up, only silly people believe other players in an online game are "irrelevent".
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:41:00 -
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Originally by: Cippalippus Primus This is about as funny as that time when Jade claimed to have written a paper on ChrTtien de Troyes and he didn't even spell the name right.
Unfortunately, trying to look ~mysterious~ and ~in the know~ about a middle age writer doesn't work if you can't even type the name.
I think you mean "a writer of the middle ages." though technically he'd probably have refered to himself as a troubadour.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
Originally by: Jade Constantine bleh
I refuse to enter into your back peddling circular arguments.
Achieve some relevEnce and maybe we can talk.
I give you permission to retreat. Departure is an easy process, you put the left foot before the right and keep going.
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Posted - 2009.02.28 00:56:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 28/02/2009 00:56:28
Originally by: Bassai Sho I think PL are outstanding at what they do, and i am not surprised that PL resets standings with goons because they like PvP and like to fight, so naturally if they see an opening for more pew pew they will go for it.
I am however surprised they did not side with Bob/ken this time as it would have offered them more pvp, as i know they like to be the underdog.
Disappointing, but i see they are fixing it now.
I hope you are being ironic. ie. you don't really believe this thread is real do you? Seriously Pandemic Legion resetting Goons? They are practically the same organization through and through. Its more likely that rival squads of Goonswarm itself would go to war over another stolen titan fund. 
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: Bassai Sho
Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 28/02/2009 00:56:28
Originally by: Bassai Sho I think PL are outstanding at what they do, and i am not surprised that PL resets standings with goons because they like PvP and like to fight, so naturally if they see an opening for more pew pew they will go for it.
I am however surprised they did not side with Bob/ken this time as it would have offered them more pvp, as i know they like to be the underdog.
Disappointing, but i see they are fixing it now.
I hope you are being ironic. ie. you don't really believe this thread is real do you? Seriously Pandemic Legion resetting Goons? They are practically the same organization through and through. Its more likely that rival squads of Goonswarm itself would go to war over another stolen titan fund. 
I was going for sarcastic 
Heh, close enough!
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Posted - 2009.02.28 02:58:00 -
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Originally by: Dianeces For the uninformed among us.
It's you, Jade. You are the one who is uninformed. This is, of course, in addition to being a pretentious ***got~~
Didn't believe it then. Don't believe it now. Won't believe it in the future. Pandemic and Goonswarm are effectively the same organization in every way that it counts.
In this instance I imagine by "pretentious" you actually mean "right."
Good game - next thread please.
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Posted - 2009.02.28 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: D4rkF4lcon
We've reset them many times, but when they need us we go back to postive standings its not a big deal.
Of course. Hence there will never be any meaningful hostility between two entities that share a great many director level personalities, generally identical alliance ethos and common strategic interests.
Which was pretty much exactly what I said earlier.
Quote: As for the fight with bob or goons whats more of a challenge kicking around noobs in t1 frigs, or beating the self proclaimed best alliance in the game?
Those "noobs in t1 frigs" are very much a huge strategic naptrain that has attracted a vast number of people who wanted to be on the "winning side" - its not exactly outnumbered or outgunned any longer and certainly cannot be viewed as the underdog.
Whereas BOB? Have they undocked in the last four weeks? Their alliance name and defenses were eliminated by the director level suicide and I think nobody with half a mind expected them to stand against the majority of the pvp capable 0.0 alliances in the game brought against the collapsed delve ex-stronghold.
At this point the remainder of BOB would be insane to do anything other than hide until you get bored and try and rebuild in six months time to be quite honest.
In all likelihood its going to take significant game changes to the sovereignty system before delve (or indeed ANYWHERE else) could ever be reconquered since we all know that it is literally impossible to win a sovereignty war against a competent opposing force with cyno jammers, sov4 and titan backup in the current state of the game.
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Posted - 2009.02.28 03:57:00 -
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Originally by: XxAngelxX hi jade
Hi Angel! 
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Posted - 2009.02.28 04:09:00 -
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Originally by: XxAngelxX you're really quite annoying you know
awww, it only looks that way from the wrong side of the rhetorical battlelines you know ...
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: An Anarchyyt It is perhaps amazing that, Kenny, Barbie, Goons, NC, or Miscellaneous...even the dumbest of posters know that Jade is awful.
Nothing amazing or even particularly surprising. Submissive members of a cult are always extremely defensive of said cult and react with a great deal of aggression and mindless fury to anybody who might criticise or critique the cult.
I think its far more telling that 100% of anti-jade posters are goons (or at least wannabe goons) its actually quite a useful intel tool for finding goon alt corps 
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Posted - 2009.02.28 13:33:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 28/02/2009 13:34:38
Originally by: Dianeces
Obviously everyone who is saying you're terrible is wrong, there's absolutely no way all of those people who are saying you're an unfunny, stuck up ***got are right in any way~~(By the way, what's being delusional feel like~)
Obviously they are. They (and you) all belong to the same cult where silly meme-posting transcends actual content. Everyone sensible knows this so where is the surprise? I mean its not like a "group" has ever been wrong about something in the whole of recorded history is it? (hint, a group of fools is by definition foolish)
And by the by, to believe that something a group thinks is automatically correct is pretty much what I mean when I accuse you of mindless groupthink old chap.
Try thinking for yourself from time to time. (but don't tell the swarm about it) 
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Posted - 2009.02.28 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dianeces
So if thinking you're delusional is a cult, what does that make ~~internet free space pirate captain brothel owners~~
You are misunderstanding the point. Its not thinking bad things about me that makes you a submissive cult member, thats just a by-product of the conditioned aggression-response to anybody outside the cult.
You react identically to any external voice.
The point is that you've become so dependent on goon culture you defend it mindlessly and more or less religiously at this point.
Its not a matter of right and wrong with you - more a tenent of faith.
Hence, discussion and debate is rarely possible since to do so runs up against the barrier of absolute conviction in the rightness of your chosen affiliations.
What you need is deprogramming or at least cold turkey but until that happens please understand I can't hate you because I do understand you. I'm sympathetic ultimately - after all, you really are not alone in this situation.
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Posted - 2009.02.28 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: Shinma Apollo Edited by: Shinma Apollo on 28/02/2009 13:50:20 oh, I c. but Jade, it doesn't matter really. I could say 'goonswarm sucks, Pl sucks, blah blah blah' but you would only focus on JADE CONSTANTINE IS DELUSIONAL. In fact I'd imagine for you it probably would stand out like a bolded and underlined statement, when in reality it's just normal text.
Actually, the reason I wouldn't place any value on your statements would be your posting history under this particular character. Beyond that I'd look at your incidence of meme-posting, general literacy, incidence of profanity and poor quality jibes etc etc.
As I noted to the goon above, its not the object of your current insults that is important - its you. Somewhere behind the slurry of forum smack and catch-phrases is a once-individual who is currently a member of a dehumanizing cult.
I sympathize, even as I know nothing you say can be taken seriously.
Such is life.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Dianeces
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Dianeces
So if thinking you're delusional is a cult, what does that make ~~internet free space pirate captain brothel owners~~
You are misunderstanding the point. Its not thinking bad things about me that makes you a submissive cult member, thats just a by-product of the conditioned aggression-response to anybody outside the cult.
You react identically to any external voice.
The point is that you've become so dependent on goon culture you defend it mindlessly and more or less religiously at this point.
Its not a matter of right and wrong with you - more a tenent of faith.
Hence, discussion and debate is rarely possible since to do so runs up against the barrier of absolute conviction in the rightness of your chosen affiliations.
What you need is deprogramming or at least cold turkey but until that happens please understand I can't hate you because I do understand you. I'm sympathetic ultimately - after all, you really are not alone in this situation.
So what you're saying is that it's completely impossible for me to have come to the conclusion that you're a complete and utter ***got and a waste of oxygen on my own? And that my opinion of you magically changed when O**** joined PL? (Cluepon: it didn't.) The fact that people are reacting so vehemently to you may just be a reaction to your constant ****ting up threads and general arrogance. Of course, that would put you in the wrong, so it clearly isn't that.
Instead, it's obvious that your ~enlightened~ posts in all threads relating to GoonSwarm would in no way draw the attention of said entity to you, and that the reason they keep disparaging you is because of ~hivethink~
Allow me to draw a parallel, if you will. You are Jim Jones, you have a loyal group of cultists (your cute little alliance), but everyone else thinks you're a nutjob. Your Kool-Aid is gigantic walls of text, and your Jonestown will hopefully be this thread, where you realize that nobody gives a **** what you think and you'll **** off back to wherever it was you came from before BoB died and you started white knighting for them.
That was an awful lot of words to say just to say "you are" 
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Posted - 2009.02.28 14:40:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 28/02/2009 14:42:18
Originally by: Dianeces And yet, you failed to refute any of my points. How interesting. :smug:
Ah dear, perhaps you're right:
Okay then, yes, I am saying its completely improbably that you reached a conclusion independently since you are voluntarily a member of an organization that doesn't value independent opinions or freedom of speech. Remember I don't consider your membership of Pandemic particularly relevant to this discussion since I consider your adherence to the cult of SA far more significant in your posting history.
Now with regard to vehement reactions, of course, as previously pointed out this is the way of cult-members responding to voices outside the cult. It's not about me (or you) but simply the way defence mechanisms work - you've already put on record your belief that the group is always right over the individual - no surprise that the group fights back against individual voice whatever it might say. When the hive releases "flame the infidel hormones" you obey. Anything else is (very literally) unthinkable.
As for enlightened posts or whatnot, well, I have the freedom to post an oppositional viewpoint where I think its pertinent and interesting to do so. I'm more or less completely uninterested on whether the goons think its valid to voice opposition in the first place - but I'll take my amusement from deconstructing groupthink as and when the opportunity arises. Goons do not own these forums.
I'm amused you might think I'm the kind of individual who would fear "the attention of the swarm" though. Seriously, I'm better, stronger, wittier and better looking than they are - why on earth would I fear their disparagement?
It's interesting though that you end on the description of the People's Temple cult. You really should read the article and related references. It's fascinating, and should be required reading at college level.
As for your last plaintive begging for me to realize that "nobody" likes me and stop posting oppositional opinions to goon propaganda.
I have to laugh. Perhaps I'll repeat to you again, I don't view the opinions of cult members as pertinent. That you see me as a terrible threat to your existence that must be confronted with walls of insult and depreciation and desperate appeals to my sense of shame simply underlines the degree of your own cult programming. For my part I feel being loathed by a dehumanizing cult is a victory for my sense of individual worth - fills me with vim and vigorous appreciation for unrestrained humanity!
Of course it may well be that you realize in time to come that your best bet is simply to debate the facts and not personalize every discussion, especially when the person you are trying to attack is simply better than you in every way.
We live in hope!
Toodle-pip 
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Posted - 2009.02.28 15:00:00 -
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Heh, I guess that was a wrecking shot. 
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2009.02.28 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Dianeces
You're 50 years old, and you derive your self-worth from being disliked in a video game. I can see how that would make you a better person.
Well on my way to becoming the kind of legend the goons scare themselves to sleep with. Hell, I hope I still look as good at 50 
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Posted - 2009.02.28 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Goberth Ludwig
Btw I think by giving up a bit of their individuality these people achieved their goals, including having fun, a lot better than yourself have. I mean between your eve corporation, CSM, and alliance tourney did you get anything done towards whatever plan you had?- Gob
To be quite honest "my plan" is to have fun playing a space opera game and have a decent community of good players to chat with in the evening and go out shooting things according to our alliance ideology when the mood takes us. Its not really much more complicated than that. Fact I get on well with our alliance members and we've had the opportunity to socialize and drink whiskey to the small hours together in iceland just makes it pretty good all round. Getting elected to the CSM was something that I said at Fanfest to be more or less a community service rather than anything else. Eventually most good long term players will have that opportunity and bring their own insight to the role.
I do think all the "serious business" of CAOD thesedays with multi-year-long hatreds and feuds and hackers and smacktalk and threadnaughting is very silly.
Truth to tell I think Goons, Pandemic, BOB and others have all gotten too much into personal hatred and institutional dislike and the old guard haters are indoctrinating younger players into the climate of loathing and continued vendetta and thats bad for the game.
Is it "serious business" for me to contront this? Not really, but I don't mind pointing it out and I certainly have the self confidence to speak my point of view unflustered by any nonsense from the peanut gallery.
So there you go. Sorry Goberth, I didn't have a bbq back in 2003 or anything like that. Just played the game and found I enjoyed it - still do.
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Posted - 2009.02.28 17:24:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 28/02/2009 17:25:52
Originally by: Ilene D'over Guess what, you wannabe internet spaceships hooker, I am not a goon. That screws up yor theorym doesn't it.
The Internet is a pro-goon alt posting alliance created to allow alts to flame on CAOD. You are by definition a goon.
Originally by: Ilene D'over Then why do you read and post in CAOD, knowing what the posting in the forum is like?
Mostly because it doesn't have to be this way. Once the allure of monocultures begins to fade and people grow up a little perhaps they rediscover the joy of individuality and we'd see a little freedom of thought (and speech) again.
CAOD doesn't need to be another SA forum.
Who knows, once the goons discover they cannot silence a sensible opposition voice with spam and flames they'll realize that submission to a cult doesn't = winning.
Anyways, I'm the executor of an alliance. This is the corporations and alliances forum. Would be a little like giving up and surrendering to just rename this forum to the "goon's and alts forum" really 
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Posted - 2009.02.28 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Goberth Ludwig Before goons, these forums already were the dominant power's little circlejerk but you weren't complaining about it. I think you are just angry at goons.
There was probably a really good reason I wasn't saying anything about the previous "dominant powers" usage of CAOD you know ...
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Posted - 2009.02.28 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON Someday when you're in charge it'll matter.
Awww Darius. You need to remember that its not all about being in charge. Sometimes its nice to listen to the opinions of peers, equals and associates rather than merely hearing the bowing and scraping of mewling sycophants and cringeworthy yes men everytime one logs in.
Hows the golden throne old chap? Lonely?
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Posted - 2009.02.28 19:27:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 28/02/2009 19:29:13
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON Actually the comment was focused on your consistent diatribes regarding how things "should be" in a world inhabited solely by yourself.
Ah I understand your mistake then. Confusing debate for diatribe is a fairly honest mistake when you are used to nothing but mute obedience from alliance underlings.
Quote: You see, in that case it IS about being "in charge" because then your giant walls of garbage would have some manner of relevance.
Relevant enough to have the master of a giant space ship corporation floundering about in an attempt to save face after I've dispatched said underlings old chap And extremely relevant to the interests of decent political discussion on this ingame political discussion forum.
Quote: In reality you're an overaged child with a thesaurus, pounding out his walls of text, impotently demanding that all people who view a forum adhere to your personal standards.
I do understand the need to persuade yourself that anyone with a greater vocabulary than yourself has to be using a thesaurus but you know from personal experience Darius - I used to beat you in face to face real time debates every bit as surely as I do on the forums. Lets face it, you weren't much better with the spoken word round that conference table
Quote: The only thing that must be more time consuming than drafting that morass of drivel is convincing yourself that everyone cares what you have to say.
You seem to think I should care what you might say. You aren't really the intended audience. Still, got to keep the chin up for the swarm!
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Posted - 2009.03.01 13:06:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Any time you're ready I would be happy to make your "champoinship" emails available to the general public. Lemme know I still have them.
You're going to need to explain that comment old chap. Doesn't make sense to me 
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Posted - 2009.03.01 16:17:00 -
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Originally by: Aneu Angellus
I think our wonderful CSM representative is referring to when you were in the CSM? I think he is throwing the toys out of the pram...
Maybe, but it was a bit of a mysterious mispelling - maybe something that happened only in his own head, who knows 
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Posted - 2009.03.01 22:02:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON No your hilariously embarassing emails are quite real. This is why you sperged out, again in email, the last time you thought I had handed them out.
I honestly can't remember being "embarrassed" about anything I've ever said to you Darius. On the contrary, I stand by everything - in public or in confidence. Not sure what the word "sperged" means in goonland - but if you are talking about the time you copy/pasted the contents of private CSM mailing list to goonfleet.com - thats your lookout really. Can't say it bothers me either way. Publish and be damned old chap.
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Posted - 2009.03.01 22:12:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON Ah yes the venerated "I don't care defense". You didn't care SO MUCH that you also made a huge deal about it in email, then supported a measure preventing the council's emails from being made public.
I think you misunderstand once again Darius. I certainly did feel justified in giving you a hard time for violating the rules of somebody else's mailing list, but it had absolutely nothing to do with being "embarrassed" about the contents of said emails. I said these things to you by email, I said them to your face. I still stand by everything I said there and next time we meet I'll say them again. You deserved every word of it.
Quote: Don't worry, they'll be released as soon as my term in the current council
Nice of you to wait till the end of your term before breaking CSM trust old chap - would be terrible for you to get summarily booted 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 00:31:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON If you ever thought you could personally trust me with anything you were wrong. I have no need to adhere to any Jade imposed Bushido code because I honestly don't care for you in the least. To be frank I find you a pile of **** human being who I'd sooner **** on than anything else.
Of course I never believed I could trust you Darius, that would have been quite stupid. I have however, always believed in my own ability to debate rationally and speak and post respectfully and I remain absolutely convinced that my way of communicating is superior to yours. I mean look at you now - posting profanities on an internet discussion forum because you can't find the correct words to reply - if anything is embarrassing for a grown man its precisely this.
Quote: You not being embarassed by your idiotic nerd raging comments is pretty hilarious because they were embarassing, whether your narcissism will allow you to realize that or not. They will be quite the fodder for your mockery for a long time to come.
Dear o dear, whats actually hilarious is that you seem to think that other human beings (outside the swarm) actually share your system of values and morality. Seriously Darius, you don't understand people. You attempting to mock me is a little like a dog trying to rollerskate - cute, amusing, but ultimately fruitless.
Quote: Feel free though to add another kill to your long self-created list of word victories. It may serve to replace the nonexistent eve victories.
I'm not trying to embarrass you Darius. Some day you will realize that it is possible to have a conversation without somebody needing to stand up round the table to gain a height advantage while puffing out their chest to compensate for personal inadaquacies.
I'm simply telling you whats what.
You started with the silly personal attacks as usual. When you can master your own bad temper and post like a respectful human being you'll probably be taken more seriously.
Until then you simply embarrass yourself.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 00:40:00 -
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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
You should invite one of your friends in R/L to read what you have written, then you may understand what embarrassment is.
I'd kinda hoped by now you might have begun to understand that I give zero credence to anything a goon might think. Strangely enough I also don't have goon friends
Seriously, you spend so much time and effort trying to beg me to see things in the same way you do. Is it possible that you are simply wrong?
Open your mind and take a walk on the wildside you might like it.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON *insults without commenting on previous commentary whatsoever*
Your previous commentary was nothing but a collection of flames and profanities. What I'm I really supposed to say about that? Would you like a medal or something for using rude words?
Quote: For a guy that doesn't understand people I seem to have a great deal of success. Something I'll add, you do not have. Food for thought.
Ummmm, geezer, lets be realistic for a moment. You got given the helm of an internet spaceship corporation that directly recruits from the only random discussion forum on the planet that charges people 10 dollars to join it.
Now call me a cynic, but you aren't exactly the CEO of the brainstrust there 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 01:15:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON You may question our methods, but I'll take our track record over yours any day. You see, we win. You do... pretty much nothing, but make long and boring posts. Would you like a medal for posting? You wouldn't get one because your posts are garbage.
Not much of a win when you can't enforce your will over a detractor except posting swearwords on a forum is it really. If you were all that I'd expect you to be able to impact my gameplay experience in some way old chap. Must be frustrating you can't 
Quote: What you would dub profanity is part of my natural language. I apologize to you, as a purveyor of internet roleplay sex chat.
I'm guessing if the CSM rep Darius JOHNSON says its true it must be true. I guess we're going to see some chatlogs soon eh? Wouldn't like people to think you were full of hot air.
Quote: Your feigned offense is pretty laughable given the depth of your perversions. I also stand behind every word I said.
Oh dear Darius, there you go again thinking you know something about somebody else.
Seriously old chap you know just a couple of things about me.
1. I beat you in an election. 2. You backed down from any kind of spoken confrontation with me in person. 3. I'm impossible to bully.
Beyond that you know nothing.
But then why should you, I didn't pay 10 dollars to join a gaming forum 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 02:14:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 02/03/2009 02:15:12
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON re: #2 I seem to recall directly telling you to shut up in the 0.0 roundtables at fanfest. I also seem to recall you doing so. I seem to recall a certain forum we were in where I openly laughed at you. That is on youtube.
I think that's mainly in your imagination old chap. You certainly liked the sound of your own voice on the roundtable but since you had nothing really to say it was quite easy to get the word in. As for the certain youtube video - I think you were the one looking quite unhappy at the end. Maybe it was me calling you out on wanting to take the csm role to be a "rockstar" rather than simply doing the job. Ah well who knows.
Quote: You "beating me" in an election was because I allowed you to by placing two candidates on the council. You know that and I know that.
mmmm, so you only lost because you chose to lose. Understood.
Quote: This was also prior to you embarassing both yourself and CCP by your actions on the council.
Whereas I recall ccp, PR, various media outlets and magazines being very happy with my actions on the council. Just because you don't like being faced down by a person with more ego than you have doesn't make it so old chap.
Quote: I suspect the next time around will be a different story and shockingly enough I won't be able to run.
Shame. Seriously though, I at least recognized that it was impossible to work with you Darius - was a waste of time to try to argue for sensible reform of the sovereignty game with you on the council.
Quote: I seem to recall a certain 40 year old poof pulling a website and denying its existence after the fact.
Nice language from a CSM representative. Lucky for you I didn't find your wife very attractive or we might be having a whole different argument right now 
Quote: When I decide to bully you you will know because I will say so and you will be unable to play the game.
Bring it Windbag.
Lets see it.
I laugh at the brain-goon. 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 02:42:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 02/03/2009 02:44:22
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON For all your bluster I will tell you this. I've never said an untruth, nor promised anything I haven't delivered on. You never want to be near me again because it will end badly for you. Were I you I'd start counting the days and praying like there was nothing else that I will become otherwise distracted between now and the time I decide to hit you.
Bluster bluster, excuses excuses bluster. Sorry Darius, I'm utterly unimpressed. I've never yet seen you suceed at anything off your own back. I don't expect that to change anytime soon.
Quote: Making allusions or casting dispursions regarding my wife is an interesting tack, given your seeming adherance to some e-honour code The gloves came off a long long long time ago old chap.
Don't like it when somebody says something that gets under your skin? Maybe calling random people on the internet "poofs" isn't such a good idea for one of your delicate sensibilities. Once before I told you that you were first amongst a subculture of beta-males - don't try to play out of your league.
As for those gloves. Those were off a long time ago 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 02:48:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 02/03/2009 02:50:21
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
You may choose to believe so. To be frank my wife has saved your very real skin on at least one occasion. I have never made an empty threat, and I don't intend to begin now.
Yawn. (The only thing your wife has likely saved you from was falling over on your backside and getting laughed at. Sounds like she knows your physical limits rather better than you do.)
My advise. Stick to internet spaceships. There you can pretend to have some power 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 02:51:00 -
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Originally by: SodiumCyanide Guy who pretends to be a girl who cybersexes with other men and women who pretend to be men and women up in this thread.
Is that you white-knighting for your poor ceo? 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 02:57:00 -
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Originally by: Devian 666 Why does Jade never reply to my posts?
I'll give you a hint. I don't like double posting or replying to stuff with no content. So as a rule I'll ignore you as long as somebody else has posted something more interesting in between my last and yours. So the lucky goons I reply to need to do something to distinguish themselves to get the honour.
But lets face it - your ceo having a meltdown in this thread was pretty damned amusing 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON You never want to be near me again because it will end badly for you.
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON To be frank my wife has saved your very real skin on at least one occasion.
Case closed.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:22:00 -
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Originally by: Kayl Breinhar Jade: Go claim some of that "free" space we left behind, and try and build up a brothel of "warrior *****s" like your own little Sin City-esque "Old Town." Eeke out a bit of relevancy amidst the irrelevancy you represent now.
...that and give us (and Thug, Nync, and Death) something to burn down for fun when we're done with what we're doing now.
You had every chance with your wealth to actually become something other than the broke****ed RP Mata Hari of EVE, and you didn't take the chance. Now with the prospect of your friends' list waning and the receptive ears to your words turning away, you're trying to become the e-champion of the oppressed who were themselves the former oppressors, because they're the only ones left who will listen. For all we ping(ed) on Nync and Thug, they at least *sometimes* engage us in the GAME, not on the forums.
TL;DR for the cheap seats: Grab a ship, grab a gang, and come out of Empire in force. Otherwise you're nothing but a rich blowhard, fundamentally no different than any multi-billionaire mission runner who thinks his shiny things give him "standing" in the EVE community.
And yet ... heh,
I somehow managed to collapse your glorious leader in the puddle of his own ego barely able to click the "please spam thread my goons!" button to cover his retreat 
Ah dear goon. I'll be generous.
Part of winning wars is choosing the ground. Making the enemy fight on your ground rather than fighting on his. I obviously want another empire war with the goonswarm because I enjoy blowing up silly goon ships. I don't want to pay for it though because I'd rather laugh at you when you drop the decs and run away.
Course we have a philosophical question:
Is 0.0 conquest more relevant or meaningful than simply killing spaceships in empire wars and lowsec?
You guys would say "yep, of course it is because its more time-intensive and painful and you need gazzilions of willing plebs to be good at it!" (or words to that effect.
I'd respond - surely juggling definitions of validity and relevance in the midst of an online space opera game is pretty silly in the first place - but since we are:
What I value is the glory of small unit pvp! I love that stuff. If you really really want to hurt my feelings and make me cry then you probably need to beat me on my own ground because I tell you now - until and unless the sovereignty system is significantly changed to enable a wider range of playstyles and gang interaction in 0.0 I'm simply not interested.
Good gameplay for me doesn't involve tedium. And POS = about as tedius as it can get.
There you go - completely honest answer, make of it what you will.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:31:00 -
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Originally by: Darnoth El'lyan I have not yet to see you post on the topic of the thread, yet somehow you keep posting without being gagged. Please stay on topic.
Thats because you always miss the posts where I address the topic of the thread under piles of goon spam. And the reason I don't get moderated is that I don't swear and shout, lose my temper, or post obscene images.
If you would care to go back about 7-8 pages you'll see me saying that Pandemic going to war with goons would be about as likely as remorra fish going to war with basking sharks.
Entirely on topic, pertinent and to the point.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:36:00 -
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Originally by: Devian 666 J So Jade, your solution to defend yourself in 0.0 is to never go there. Then the faq blurfs onto how good you need to be to survive in 0.0 "...with evasion, clever use of tactics, common sense, and various techniques that can be taught to make an easy target a very hard target and thus deny victims to enemies and marauders." So Star Fraction has none of the above?
Yeah sadly that FAQ was written back when you needed those things to survive in 0.0 both offensively and defensely before it was ruined by sovereignty, cyno jammers and all that nonsense. Back when you needed to actually defend space if you claimed it and guerillas could exist and raid without being dropped on by 200 ships through a bridge every time you stepped foot in 0.0.
Basically 0.0 got ruined and turned into a settlers in space sim for alliances interested in putting up near indestructible infrastructure that didn't need defending.
Thanks for asking though!
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:38:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON If you wanted an empire war it's simple, here let me detail the mechanics: 1 - wardec us. 2 - Kill idiots because we don't live there. 3 - Crow about it on COAD as if it meant something.
Its much more challenging/rewarding to goad you into huffing and puffing about your dark lord complex and promising to fiscally annhilate me.
And if you choose not to I get to laugh anyways.
Profit.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:42:00 -
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Go go goon google squad! 
That was cool piccy from Alexandra Belani from back in the GNW days that turned into this classic signature from the period:
Nice isn't it?
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:48:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 02/03/2009 03:48:37
Originally by: Lila Penney It must be really frustrating ...
Not nearly as frustrating as trying to save the ego of a beta male space emperor and finding it impossible to dent the self esteem of a 40 year old englishman who is simply better looking than you 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:50:00 -
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Ignorance is bliss so they say 
But you guys do all seem a bit steamed up this evening. Must be very frustrating camping an empty station.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 03:57:00 -
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Originally by: Curse YourFaith
He has to be the smallest dark lord in the history of dark lords. Oh no there was "Mini-Me" but he was a dark lords pet so i don't know if he counts as a dark lord.
I make no comment at all about his height. Wouldn't be fair. This thread should go back to discussing the fiction of Pandemic Legion vs Goon aggression now since Darius is too chicken to wardec me.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 04:02:00 -
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Originally by: DaiTengu What good would a wardec do?
Well I guess it would prove your leader wasn't a chicken.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 04:12:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON Delve has no Jammers. Keep pretending I didn't say that the first time.
mmmmm Darius, but Delve also has 11021029020192 other Naptrain pilots to do your fighting for you. (for the next couple of weeks until you have jammers everywhere and its back to square one).
Its really not very tempting. On balance I think I'll stick to the plan of goading you into an empire wardec so we can humiliate you in small gang pvp.
Appeals to my sense of asymetric warfare.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 04:14:00 -
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Originally by: Montasque Jade is that yapping little dog who just wont shut up, ever.
Sure if by "yapping" you mean "defeats you in every single debate without fail" and "little dog" you mean "an enemy that goonswarm simply cannot ever hope to defeat and that really cuts us up inside." 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Delve has no Jammers. Keep pretending I didn't say that the first time.
Just to be clear I'll turn your juvenile 12 year old bawk bawk I dare you chicken comments back on you. You know where we are. In our space there are no rules. If your alliance wasn't a completely impotent pile of dog**** you could come and fight us no holds barred.
You won't because you'll lose. Instead you'll posture about how, because we won't run away from our tasks to wardec an impotent pile of girl cosplaying poofs, we're somehow afraid of you. The reality is you don't even need to click the corp tab to fight us. We're in Delve. We base from 319. Come get a piece, no fees involved.
You won't do that though because you know that just like every other engagement you've ever been involved in you'll have your ass handed to you. There's never been a better time than now, jammerless, to put your money where your mouth is. To sink to your level I double dog dare you.
Is your wife convincing you not to click the wardec button? 
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Posted - 2009.03.02 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Is your wife convincing you not to click the wardec button? 
Not only is this an off topic derail, but you are insulting someones family. Not cool dude, not cool.
How exactly is this either offtopic or insulting?
Firstly the topic has evolved from Pandemic vs Goons (and obvious fiction) into Goonswarm vs Star Fraction. Darius told us himself that his wife had previously "saved my skin" by presumably convincing him not to do something he would regret. Since Darius would obviously regret the righteous kicking that Goonswarm would receive at the hands of Star Fraction in an empire war its entirely reasonable for me to inquire as to whether his better half had again saved him from making the wrong decision.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 04:25:00 -
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Originally by: DaiTengu Edited by: DaiTengu on 02/03/2009 04:23:27 http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm
http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm
:cripes:
Hey its that creepy Goon fansite again they made for me during the CSM election campaign!
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Posted - 2009.03.02 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON I didn't even get creepy and mention your age, marital status, employment status, daughter, home address or anything. Stop posturing.
I think you might have just about crossed that threshold when you okayed the sending of warning notes about my career as an "internet prostitute" to three of my clients last summer old chap. Or did you forget? Or was it just some "random goons" fooling about as usual?
Don't worry I forgave you.
But you have to expect that when you call somebody better looking than you a poof on the internet a little jibe about romancing your wife might come back.
Of course if you really wanted to keep the "gloves on" you might have avoided all kinds of personal attacks yourself but somehow I don't think thats your thing.
Any ways. You're letting it all hang out tonight - I can't wait for the next revelations about my private life to come from the goon-google squad (deniable darius alt posting brigade) 
I'll give you hint actually. I went to college in Brighton in the nineties and out there somewhere is a picture of me in a dress.
Whoops, I really shouldn't have mentioned that.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 04:42:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
If I had sent anything to your employer I'd have told you so.
Because you always tell the truth about smear campaigns right?
Silly. Anyways Darius. All I would say to you really is that you should stop insulting people on the forums so much. You aren't special or unique and leader of goonswarm doesn't give you special rights to use hateful and abusive language in an attempt to bully your viewpoint across.
Banter is one thing - calling somebody a "poofter" in every other paragraph is just crass and small minded.
Eve deserves better.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 05:01:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 02/03/2009 05:01:57
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON I have never told a lie and I called you a "poof" because you are.
How exactly are you claiming to know whether I'm homosexual or not Darius? And while we're on the subject, do you think its any business of yours as a CSM rep to bring up the sexuality of a player on CAOD in the pejorative? What business is it of yours?
I mean seriously - you've never told a lie and you're telling one in the same sentence. Heh, and we're supposed to believe anything else you say?
Its all a bit sad.
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Posted - 2009.03.02 05:08:00 -
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Originally by: Darius JOHNSON You are a poof whether you have sex with men or not.
Right, too surreal for me 
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